Step 1: Cut a piece of wood. Step 2: Run screws threw it at 30 degree angel Step 3: Cut off a piece of closet rod and screw it to the board in step 1. Step 4: Cut another piece of wood and screw it to the other end of the closer rod. Step 5: (most important) add LOTS of padding to the board in step 4. (not shown)
5 easy steps.
Some things are meant to be closed. Your mind isn't one of them.